1. Fat

    We drove the entire length of Ireland this week and saw 2 McDonald’s. We’re driving home from the Chicago airport and in the first 2 miles we’ve passed 6.

    Update a half mile later: 7.
  2. Only 4 full length featured pictures away from our destination!

    Only 4 full length featured pictures away from our destination!

  3. Goodbye Ireland, I’ll miss your affordably priced prepaid mobile data plans. (at On the runway at Shannon Airport)

    Goodbye Ireland, I’ll miss your affordably priced prepaid mobile data plans. (at On the runway at Shannon Airport)

  4. Here’s a sexy ass panoramic

    Here’s a sexy ass panoramic

  5. WOW. (at Cliffs of Moher)

    WOW. (at Cliffs of Moher)

  6. Cheers. (at Zuni, Kilkenny)

    Cheers. (at Zuni, Kilkenny)

  7. I think it’s sexier when my mustard speaks French. (at Fahys)

    I think it’s sexier when my mustard speaks French. (at Fahys)

  8. 14th century scaffolding (at Rock of Cashel)

    14th century scaffolding (at Rock of Cashel)

  9. Hanging out on some ruins NBD (at Athassel Priory)

    Hanging out on some ruins NBD (at Athassel Priory)

  10. A 12th century church and stuff (at Athassel Priory)

    A 12th century church and stuff (at Athassel Priory)

  11. Exploring the middle of nowhere. (at Wicklow Mountains)

    Exploring the middle of nowhere. (at Wicklow Mountains)

  12. I got a prepaid SIM card to put in my phone

    At home I pay $150 a month for 2 lines that share 4GB of data. In Ireland I spent €20 euros and get unlimited data for the whole month without a goddamn contract. Fuck the USA.

    Driving on the left side of the road should be a bit easier now with google maps leading the way.

  13. Sitting on our flight to Ireland.

    Surrounded by more gingers than I’ve ever seen in one place. I feel so at home. Finally, I’m going to a place that won’t judge me based on the lack of color in my skin.

  14. Best plastic surgery ad ever.

    Best plastic surgery ad ever.

  15. "It’s a striking sight — and one that most people will never see in a lifetime. Most wildlife biologists agree that albinism — a complete lack of pigment in the skin and hair — occurs once in about every 750,000 raccoons. According to the National Weather Service, a person has a better chance of being struck by lightning."

Of course having an albino raccoon living in my neighborhood is the only 1 in 750,000 thing that’s ever happened to me. Although it’s a bit less surprising that I witnessed this seeing as how there’s about 749,000 raccoons roaming my street at night.

    "It’s a striking sight — and one that most people will never see in a lifetime. Most wildlife biologists agree that albinism — a complete lack of pigment in the skin and hair — occurs once in about every 750,000 raccoons. According to the National Weather Service, a person has a better chance of being struck by lightning."

    Of course having an albino raccoon living in my neighborhood is the only 1 in 750,000 thing that’s ever happened to me. Although it’s a bit less surprising that I witnessed this seeing as how there’s about 749,000 raccoons roaming my street at night.

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